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Program Description
Blare OnAir is the official radio program from KDX Worldround Radio celebrating freedom of thoughtless speech.

News of the New
Downloads of these shows are available to affiliate stations and special radio friends.
Non-commercial educational use only.
Contact carl@kdxradio.com
Website re-organization is in progress.

Program Descriptions / Contents:
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Blare OnAir - Cuteness - May 12, 2012
Procrastination on a fine day in May; trying to articulate an entire maelstrom of thoughts; the post office food drive; Romney and childhood; dogs and the difference between cuteness and beauty.
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Blare OnAir - All Sports - May 7, 2012
Submarine Races; Who's On First; What It Was Was Football; Johnny Braddock Sports; fist fights; switch to drums; Longest Letter Award.
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Blare OnAir - Hey May - May 1, 2011
Two radio dramas from Alex Jones; one interesting news story from FSRN; book review of Bertrand Russell; essay by Carl; Rocko Jocko arrest warrant.
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Blare OnAir - It's the Dog Walker - Apr. 28, 2012
Between trimming privots and a violent storm Carl procrastinates by doing a show not on his 400-year to-do list; the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival is streaming in the background; Carl advises that witches aren't dangerous unless they offer potions.
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Blare OnAir - Cease and Desist - April 18, 2012
Carl goes OnAir so as to avoid doing actual work; he might need a digging permit; turning the station on; skill stirring a cup of coffee; Stag Pinstripe compares cease and desist to goal and objective.
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Blare OnAir - Tavern Tutorial No. 4 - April 4, 2012
Woman from the dream saunters by; the roof mystery, blue agave; hearing loss.
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Blare OnAir - Pacing & Spacing - April 2, 2012
Reorganization continues with discussion of carrier current dedication, download changes, anti-semitism in religious circles.
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Blare OnAir - Disorganization - March 16, 2012
3rd Re-organization meeting; Sanitorium should learn some knowledge; head size; a calipar is a thing that measures things; campaign is not champagne; disaster movie analogy; the roof as a dog's only word; credits to the roofers; the cable went out and took KDX with it; Last Minute Radio Theater "Wedding Widow" & Idle American "Wedding Entertainment"; encounter with a hawk during a security sweep; the building dis-respecter & his clip-board; at the auto service with the thick-neck kid, scooter and dull father; the cable head-end and triangulation; sinking the rod; 1st girl friend was stronger than the bullies; the cable came back on and the day resolved; there should be a ban on children's costumes except while line-dancing; if there are things you can't say, what is the 1st Amendment? Chaplains are solemn and pius between bouts of joking; the fiber had been cut; possible retirement from broadcasting.
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Blair OnAir - Missal - March 14, 2012
2nd Re-organization meeting; sorting through continents; grinding the mortar; recording control re-adjusted; never remember the same thing twice; ground rods for carrier current; closet-tal music as Tchai-kow-sky; Robert's Rules of Order; daylight time gives jet lag; pet friendly brunch place; memory inaccessible; compessor on pickup; visit to basement carrier current location; Last Minute Radio Theater "The Big One"; Bible superstition; Robert's Rules of debate; 501(c3) status; how to write by-laws; God has a plan; prayer is a wish list; air raid sirens; Poe's Usher further discussion; Orwell's Newspeak; "The Homeland" and Strauss's Metamorposen; Evangelicalism = Evil Angel; the Sanitorium man's head-size; let's prey together; Missal missiles; barronized by the gentry; Monsoon Chemical Company olfactory research - women smell good despite product induced cancer; the morning crush.
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Blair OnAir - Art & Business - March 8, 2012
Reorganization meeting is called; Bed & Barstool Magazine; Solar Storm; Robert's Rules suspended; Homesick Security word watch-list; House of Usher.
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Blare OnAir - All Rise - February 18, 2012
People who hear voices; stepping outdoors for a story about doves and police action; annual corporate affairs; confiding in you the listener; breakfasts not broadcast and Mathew's steak sauce; drunk gals at the parade; a sea change; solar eclipse; power generation; the philosophy of finishing a sentence; Idle American # 2 "I Am Woman"; fiscal years span two years; tax team of 1-man gone high rise; potato chips discussed in disgusting way; snack food slogan; should this station go commercial and what are the reasons not to; the Philosopher of Pessimism -"The Vanity of Existence"; grab your favorite bag and go.
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Blare OnAir - Idle American - February 10, 2012
Intercept call from Low Power Hour; Rock Jocko and the dog; Haughty Shish talk show diva; George Hrab's Religious Moron; calls from listeners; Idle American; Last Minute Radio Theater - "Asteroid: Direct Hit".
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Blare OnAir - Near Landing - February 7, 2012
Awoke to possible nearby landing; network orchestras; Mischke Sample.
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Blare OnAir - LPH#22 - Maintenance
DXing Mischke in Minneapolis; carrier current eBay win; Murder On the Radio.
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Blare OnAir - Winter - January 20, 2012
Incident at a restaurant; winter ice; "Getting Sleepy" from Travus T. Hipp; DXing Tommy Mischke WCCO 830 Minneapollis-St. Paul; compressed air; designated broadcaster.
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Blare On Air - Typical Day - January 11, 2012
A typical day at KDX starts before it starts; waterboarding by all technical standards; thinking of fish, discharged vets badly supported; gender mix, Mid Winter Solstice Dream; early shift clause; the bear life style; ear contact; hum drum; occupy being skipped by big stream news; definition of fish; experiments with bit rate; the Power Hour; the octaves.
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Blare OnAir - Even - Dec. 24, 2011
This is only a test; appetite is a strong motivating force; took a chance and went out during the last minute; used visualization to control the traffic; book review "In Praise of Idle Time" by Bertrand Russell; DXing to find WCCO at 830 in Minneapolis up at the drooling mouth of the river with us down here in the mid-section where it really starts to run; at home surgery as an advancement for butcheresses; the vasectomy; churches should not be allowed to have radio licenses; advice given to have a little Carl Blare; subject dropped when I reported that 25-year old women are the most fertile if they can get off the cell phone long enough; short pudgy Gingrich Kahn would rule the world; Tommy Mischke at WCCO named a radio personality; Blare is truly disorganized, it's not planned; altar wine being had; misandrists learn something at new age class but Carl doesn't know what; "Radio Curious" welcomed as new program; Carl's one baseball game in 1953; recalling the tavern tutorials and planning a 4th and 5th tutorial; Rodion Schedrin's ballet Anna Karinina where the orchestra transforms into a train; American culture consists of sports and shopping
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Blare OnAir - Baton - Nov. 18, 2011
History of the baton from Louisiana, parades, podiums, bats, clubs, chop-sticks and cigars; army induction as a cure for smoking; shoe polish bottle as weapon; walnut snack; defend yourself from baton attack by messing up the hair of the attacker with a small battery operated fan; Tony Bates from WBAI NYC, Occupy Wall Street Radio with a leaked police memo; noisy dogs are better than thieving lying children; 50,184 radio stations are on Shoutcast right now, and KDX is one of them; the world of LED light bulbs; the black haired woman would be asked to wait while I did the Blare Show; defining the light in near death experience; combining two things at the same time; will it be a crime to lie on the internet?
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Blare OnAir - Zarmy -November 13, 2011
This very Blare Description Page is officially started with the task of collating all the Blare Shows dating way back; right now a long wave transmitter is being designed; C. Randy Limphand the Happy Poet; "Philosophy Talk" from Stanford U. now weekly on KDX; Loretta looked up the neighbors while she worked for Social Security; David Ike on the Alex Jones Show says some of what we see is real; in god we trust because you can't trust the money; Edgar Allan Poe must have been from Europe because he was good; evolution and sports; army of zombies vs. civilization; police glossary is a one-pager; the hierarchy of falconry; why there's oatmeal in the coffee.
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Blare OnAir - Occupied - October 18, 2011
Carl and his entourage occupy the Internet Building and have a combination party, picnic and protest; dreaming while awake; implement of execution up on a water tower; the Cain candidate; cancer tatoos; waterboard toy; Buster's Go Figure; drama: Stranger than Ever.
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Blare OnAir - Stand Out - October 12, 2011
Rain proof paint, time radio station, Buster Boatrocker's Go Figure, Stag Pinstripe & Dr. Proctor Cavalier Point/Counterpoint.
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Blare OnAir - Legal Alien - September 27, 2011
C-SPAN; profile of TV watcher; impatient drivers; acknowledging skin; deceived by Cheater Cable; librarians in the home; a-TEE phone company; fireworks replicate war; legal alien; flesh colored crayon; history of words; Michelle Bachman's eyes; Media Monarchy added to schedule; press credentials from god; under-cover dangling microphone; decency obscene and lewd; academic and scholarly history of F word [BEWARE: THE F___ WORD IS SAID 200 TIMES]..
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Blair OnAir - Flying Colors - September 16, 2011
Senior Olympics; unable to do math; 7-hours at ground-zero; symphony interuptus; left-handed piano.
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Blare OnAir - Eleven - September 11, 2011
Reflections on 9-11
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Blare OnAir - Moon Reset - August 16, 2011
Every quarter year at 3:17 AM; at the moment of writing this description I cannot remember what is on this episode.
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Blare OnAir - On Or Before - August 10, 2011
Correct and Clarify SALMON; Wallpaper Mart
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Blare OnAir - Placement - July 27, 2011
Movies and TV sports contain "placements" of consumer products, a subliminal form of advertising cigarettes, automobiles, alcoholic drinks and tennis shoes. Now KDX has the world's first "radio placements."
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Blare OnAir - Grip On Reality - July 13, 2011
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Blare OnAir - Honesty - June 22, 2011
Being honest is not much normal; honesty and hypocricy don't mix; conformunist behavior described; offended parties threaten major penalties; Stag Pinstripe's legal opinion.
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Blare OnAir - Selfcide - June 7, 2011
Memorial for Dr. Jack Kevorkian and the selfcide roundtable of world philosophers.
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Blare OnAir - Deserve - May 22, 2012
Trip to Walmart; roof punctured for the rapture; deserved executions; misandrists to screw lightbulb; Bob & Ray "Interview in Depth"; "Ask not what you've been asking," Kennedy got it backwards; Father Mother's book; rinse your recyclables;  big church architecture must mean something.
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Blare OnAir - Bison Burger - May 7, 2011
Mistake list; Bob and Ray security; Republican Christine O'Donnel surprised that separation of religion and state is in Constitution; Alex Jones and Harry Shearer about NPR; Rollye James mentioned for no reason; vodka and blue food; author of Green Hornet comes to town.
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Blare OnAir - Hoops - April 6, 2011
Basketball repairs; accepted by IPR; noise; thin-skinned army; Door to Door Door; brash talk show women; Tribute to Roger Abbott; starter poet.
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Blare OnAir - Well Day - March 18, 2011
Look back at Adventures in the 3rd Dementia; speaking in school; head hitting history; public domain classics; employment requires working unless you get a well day; permanent abilities; violin chased by orchestra; iDevices; previous lives; things moving in the periphery; is Charlie Sheen o.k?; unscheduled ice; heavenly ledger; Stanley Elkin The Living End; Garner Ted Armstrong The World Tomorrow today; the angel of death is rather charming; is that chicken alright?
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Blare On Air - Charlie Sheen - March 7, 2011
From ground 4; inventors; calmed up; can't call by random number; Jackie Sinclair unavailable; social incident; one of these days we'll explain KDX; Charlie Sheen stands high in our esteem; cultural famine in the midwaste; personal radio; Word Jazz invented by Nordine; the Bible is a book in the public domain; Plastic Man demonstration; talk on FM; hate speech man; enunciation with no audience.
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Blare OnAir - Thaw - February 17, 2011
Titling the programs; name servers; collecting unknown smart words, correction fluid in the Gulf; illegal to have in an opinion; big thaw; actually thinking thoughts and having ideas; recall the novecane; audio mixer & mic mods; voice recording; narcisistic wound and other misandry; diplomat for Anti Misandry League; founding of Home School College; succombing to infomercials; blue food; home built microphone; be a spy; news director; from the Whole Bowl; wireless mic; wizdumb on formal education.
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Blare OnAir - Stuck Up - January 16, 2011
Full spectrum color and gray days; hit sensation Low Power Hour; waking dreams; 3D audio; hearing things differently; gender hearing; slogans; meditation defined; with age the compulsion to do this show arises and falls very quickly; semi-sweet red sounds different; culture imported from the old world; homesick security, biggest dead beat dad in history, species with one gender;
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Blare OnAir - Homeland - January 4, 2011
Name change without formality: The Homeland, formerly the U.S.A.;
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Blare OnAir - New Year Address - December 30, 2010
Two class military vs. the other two class military; the nice civilians provide recruits and budgets; displaced and replaced by The Homeland, a country that doesn't have a constitution; a nun teaches individualism vs. conformunism; non personality years; might need a Rhine castle; redefinition of everything from the Transendental Bench; sports represents the violence of hatred; listener locations; if you have medical insurance you don't have medical insurance; as I was about to say; withhold comment; 
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Blare OnAir - Night of the Living Blare - December 20, 2010
The Winter Solstice show for 2010; bought the bank; telleresses are prettier than anyone at kdx; going out trying to hear birds; honey is becoming scarce because of genetically modified scientists; the guardien angel let me fall on the ice; unknown familiar words; entropy generator; locales which listen to kdx; the Mumia Abu-Jamal story; Baroque Music Special from Wfmt; women on cell phones in trucks with fashion handbags & shoes; anti-misandry league diplomacy
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Blare OnAir - KDX-TV - November 17, 2010
Camera television on KDX-TV; Lowell Thomas the great CBS radio newscaster; Bob and Ray present Charles the Poet; Stan Freberg presents a Hi Fi Demonstration; home theatre vs. little computer screens; Wendell Potter speaks out on deceptive healthcare-Amy Goodman Democracy Now!
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Blare OnAir - Beans - November 3, 2010
One of a Two Part Program; just back from REM; things left out of a different program; later that same day; speed listening; Bob and Ray present Flaming Bombadine; skirt around the truth; don't leave, don't link; gardening from prison; comments on "Perfect Master;" scanning 140mHz on up; Lohengrin on KDX; politicians will bring back jobs and the economy; Election Day stream didn't; Monsoon Chemical pesticating the bees; the self-proclaimed scientists down the street; was it homesick security or another hacker; news conference about expansion being toyed with including holy water from the Vatican.
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Blare OnAir - Perfect Master - November 1, 2010
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Blare OnAir - Yell Fire - August 12, 2010
Act your age; chicken at Save-So-Much and looking like Johnny Depp; waiting for thought to begin; naming and numbering days, weeks and years; it goes without saying and never mind; tobacco is a dangler to keep people from growing tobacco plants; tobacco leaves in a salad; blank pages look hopeful; I'd like to hear from the other side of your face; Freedom to Listen requires Freedom to Speak; acting old at a young age; Ken Nordine "Life is Serious"; toying with titling ideas; the general manager wants to see you; eccentric thousandaire Carl Blare the specific manager; attaching the WAC detachment; noo-cue-lar is moronic; what people believe is what they'll stick with; promoting good ideas is a lost cause; he played Mahler for polite educated people; Billy Holiday "Gloomy Sunday"; Mahler's 10th; Bamboo Thoughts.
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Logical Conversation - August 5, 2010
Prototype of a short version of Blare OnAir
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Blair OnAir - Trying to Think - August 3, 2010
Trying to think; odd call; loppy word strings; dementia discussion; Blare OnAir began as a program; KDX is a PCJ "Partner Station"; Rule of Law Radio Network; vocabulary brown outs; loose affiliation with Home School College; what is a "campus?"; foldup cot; local national emergencies; the relatives show up for a disastor; likes dogs but not in house; words through the bird hole; public serpents coined by Deborah Stevens; many corners of the world; webcams and special makeup; zoo parrot; e-mail tirade didn't balance; group ownership wrecked radio by putting all the stations in one room; vanity radio is like narcicism; butcheress thought I was Pastor Johnny Depp; Speculation Theatre and other neighbor gossip; 1-Line Poems; people do not want to abandon old beliefs; the "don't know" list; things you don't know you don't know; the dog died; 9th symphonies.
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Blare OnAir - 3rd Year - May 30, 2010
Starting 4th year online; two online and several demand radio stations; Alex Jones about spare post office space; spaced in from sun exposure; Palin platitudes; Porch Patio Pavilion Promenade Orchestra;patrolman Rock Jocko.
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Blare OnAir - The Green Hornet - Apr. 11, 2010
Guam may capsize according to Congressman Hank Johnson; Tiawan in danger of tipping over; "Barbarella"; Walter Carlos "Bach"; Terry Salomonson of Audio Classics authors "Green Hornet" the book; Put Down Artists Guild
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Blare OnAir - Each Today - Apr. 4, 2010
Jackie Sinclair helps set up phone for recording; executing the show with a healthy mind; discussion of electronic music; "Gargoyles" by Vladimir Ussachevsky; "Casanova 70"; word puzzle book; watching a man garden;Kadrisha blows a sale; "You'd Better Believe It"; testing the wheels; dead program walking.
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Blare OnAir - The Scentsus - March 28, 2010
This counts as 2 programs; mood altering beams; radio in every home with Bob and Ray; shallow thought exercises; Firehouse 5 Let's Have a Party; equinox and St. Pat's day; electronic music for cartoon figures & orchestra; Mae West Twist & Shout; the country name change; The Scentsus smells; freedom to listen; Waldo De los Rios Mozart Overture with rock precussion then, soon after, took his life; the super-unnatural and the para-abnormal; dancing to the last; expanding the alphabet; consciousness is the connection to the ego; voice in the bewilderness.
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Blare OnAir - Mindfulness - March 21, 2010
The para-abnormal; cliches; what is consciousness? composers using similar gimmick; being mindful is like being there; hermaphrodite;Tesla earthquake machine.
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Blare OnAir - Web Shutdown - February 13, 2010
The Radio Announcer of the United States will save the internet; the internet is being shut down; scribe services; approach avoidance; moods coming and going; intend avoid; America hadn't even been named yet; sharing fantasies; the "soul" question; Carl Blare's big public education; to do list will take 400-years.
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Blare OnAir - Earthquake Machine - February 9, 2010
Inserted between other episodes; mispelling "among"; the unconscious is another area; the National radio announcer sounds authoritative when he authorizes what some author wrote; nature traps women into reproduction; the femilitia; earthquake machine in Haiti from Nicola Tesla; high pitched voice barb from Lotte da Visciousky; with drugs you see everything as one whereas with alcohol you see three worlds; asking tell as a question; single bachelor; member of 3 or 4 religions; Hope Springs a Turtle.
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Blare OnAir - January 29, 2010
Goddess Janus; men in black dresses say corporations are persons; RFID chips; large clocks; Carl Jung's activity while Carl Blare worked in FM; Windows Media Player is what you've got; fail getting consultant on phone;
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Blare OnAir - Internet Addiction - January 18, 2010
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Blare On Air - Characters - January 11, 2010
Harry Shearer, Bob and Ray, Ken Nordine
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Blare OnAir - Moon Time - January 7, 2010
Moon Time is not 24-hour time; the shaking is shivering; conserving energy by oxygen shortage; suspended animation minus animation; Cabale News dogs with Tavus T. Hipp; Dog by Lawrence Ferlinghetti; Concerned about Deborah and Jerry in Austin at 90.1 FM and The Rule of Law Radio Network; Conversation on radio with Bob and Ray; Converted sound cannon; blowing hot air on a cold day; hearing Jean Shepherd; what do you have to say?; Mr. Rogers to cheer us.
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Blare OnAir - earth and sun - December 27, 2009
Small letters for earth sun; from the illegitimate theater; Annual Naivete Scene in front of  federal building; Carl was on Happy Station; 1st Annual New Year Message; self imposed exile; Stan Freberg Green Christmas; Father Gerald Mother's play review; Henry Morgan empties bottles; our generous policy on loose pets;Ken Nordine Inchoate Blues; The Sun by Ron Goodwin; Haughty Shish interviews Carl; Ken Nordine Scratch; indoor football game.
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Blare OnAir - Spin Ball - December 20, 2009
Celebration of the Winter Solstice; Perry Como Christmas Dream; the astounding  Arthur Honegger on his hospital death bed; god's biological clock vs. the gender situation; Rotary Connection Silent Night.
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Blare OnAir - 3rd KDX - Nov. 21, 2009
Topic list branches uncontrollably; Keith Perron of The Happy Station interviewed Carl Blare of KDX; Tom Meyer Intro from Hilversum, Holland; you have to know what the positive side of a situation would have been; we want KDX to go as far away as possible; immune system vs. solder smoke; two KDX stations plus the mind is like a third KDX; Carl steps outside but forgets why; voice exercise; introduction to one of the early editions of what came to be known as Blare OnAir (not included); he makes time slow down - Nordine - NOW; the gentry need us as shoppers.
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Blare OnAir - State Cult - Part 2 - October 29, 2009
Rainy afternoon; corporate deadline on Halloween death penalty at midnight; engineering looked better when secretary sat on his lap; executive office also looked appealing; in China music is composed by committee; Carl Blares speaks with Aaron Copeland; composing music on computer; Darlene Edwards "Tiptoe"; cell phones may reduce bone density; dangerous radiation from hidden towers;
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Blare OnAir - Ribbon Cutting  - October 13, 2009
Scribe in former life, we invented the church, de-scribe? Formal ribbon cutting for KDX2
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Blare OnAir - - October 6, 2009
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Blare OnAir - - October 1, 2009
Open as Garnishee Strongarm on a dark stormy morning; new software on trial; lingering personality remarks; step out for thunder; technical talk; replenishing the coffee; telemarketing; tavern tutorial 2 is coming; the Blare Blog has been shut down; new Media News page; Travus T. Hipp is being done wrong by Nevada; Schopenhauer moment; Chauncey's "Awakescape".
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Blare OnAir - - September 30, 2009 (over-recording distortion)
Testing new audio software with wireless mic (distortion); meants to be, meaning to be; out to the kitchenette; history = "his" story, compared to "her"story; preparing un-named drink; reminisce about the Sam & Deidre Show; plans for tutorial on Scotch; telemarketers now call "randomly" to bypass the "calling list"; door-to-door marketers; the tall blond Jehovah Witness and her husband talk of world's end; 9 Enneagram personalities converted to 3-D; switch to stationary mic (still distorted) Oxford Book of the Mind on personalities;Schopenhauer on personality; grocery list.
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Blare OnAir - Bachelor - September 27, 2009
Now Then and And Now; your earth cadet downsizes refrigerator to bachelor size; lumbering around; why the Blare Blog was discontinued; self esteem is "self estimate"; O. Go Juan Aloofus, philosopher;
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Blare OnAir - Enneagram - September 12, 2009
Splitter expert helps new FM station; according to Enneagram Carl Blare may have a personality;
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Blare OnAir - Shortwave - September 12 & 13, 2009
Starts by talking about Allan Wiener Worldwide in Monticello, Maine, and his four shortwave stations; whatever happened to all the European signals?; mention of public domain audiobooks from Librivox.com; listener possibly lost by incognitian; Robert Falcon Scott went there but didn't make it back, but he left his journals, to be read by Patricia G.; Inventor of radio Nathan B. Stubblefield is a story for another day; Major Edwin Armstrong invented FM radio which also was stolen; Allan Weiner got a shortwave license after being a radio pirate on board a ship off the coast of New York; in the autumn shortwave is good; Part 15 radio has been known to go 200 feet; how far does the wireless mic work? self-conscious out in the yard. Past the smoke tree to the bamboo, actually within range of the morning glories, but some signal loss; Brain waves are low frequencies, somewhere below household electricity;  color is an octave way up in NanoHertz; Neil Curry in Washington D.C. comments on shortwave radio.
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Blare OnAir - Tavern Tutorial # 2 - Sept. 6, 2009
Precious Tanquaray olives from Alamba; use 2-seat-belts;
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Blare OnAir - Vinegar - August 3, 2009
French horn, bass viol; many computer functions running; conversations peak at 20-minutes; the difference between who and whom; night blooming cirius;
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Blare OnAir - Blue Food - August 1, 2009
Just after a Breakfast Conversation Show; blue food coloring; get a gist on how your psyche is working; Grundig wind-up wide-band purse radio; brain droop every 20-minutes; vinegar reduces fat; deep philosophy.
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Blare OnAir - Delicious - July 29, 2009
2nd Part on new ISP; For the posterior; lamentations about the old DSL and observations about the new cable; server in Vincenes, Indiana; castle in Switzerland; we are abnormal users; from a tool shed near Affton; mass transportation is massively confusing for high school seniors; the Rule of Law Radio Network; affiliation with the historic WFMT in Chicago; speed cut in half and the solution by calling Tehran; they may not collide but they sure collude; speaking in Linguish; every banker you meet just got married and has wedding pictures on his desk;
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Blare OnAir - Cable Christening - July 25, 2009
Carl winces upon sampling white vinegar; mayonaise discussion; "christening" the cable; saying so long to DSL and all of it's poor excuses;
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Blare OnAir - Human Milk - June 6, 2009
Performance enhanced slapped silly; dying birds singing their last; evidence as to the subjectiveness and perhaps the illusion of life; prethumous kitchen; ice cream brain freeze problem; human milk would be better; the force of gravity is reliable; analog TV will be shutting down; who puts antennas on roof tops; celery telephones; four armed; de-tune just a bit for better sound; Wilhelm Reich did not agree with Sigmund Freud; the U.S. also burned books just as did Nazi Germany; a pleasant day is only a subjective experience; Paul Pantone also ruined by the government and corporations who conspired to steal his science ideas; tazing a "suspect" right inside the mouth, or, mannerly policing; Carl's book "The History of Stereotypes."
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Blare OnAir - May 16, 2009
Ken Nordine is 90; Bob and Ray
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Blare OnAir - Hang Together - March 26, 2009
Bamboo ice storm; radiate audio; interpreting the FCC rules; celebrating 2nd year twice; institute of knowing things; DSL trouble; platitudes.
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Blare OnAir - Irrational - February 19, 2009
In mourning wearing black so I might as well do a podcast; irrationality; rap as a teaching tool for music and language; we are a species of animals; racial misbehavior schools; down in the laundry; home from grade school to hear Bob and Ray; Carl Blare's name withheld.
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Blare OnAir - Jan. 6, 2009 B
Back on air but forgetting what to say; practice pacing; in the snack room; newscast form filing reguirement; eating a banana undetected; coffee inhand causes wanting more coffee; wholesale permission to air CDs; interest in classical music is waning; philosophy program idea for free thinking listeners.
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Blare OnAir - Jan. 6, 2009
Lovely voice but can't sing;  the ice hundreds of accidents; coffee later; lie down for 15-minutes.
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Blare OnAir - Jan. 4, 2009
Tuning out of NPR so KDX can take up; radio parlance "DX" = "distance"; mixed dimensions; to have the American Dream one must fall asleep; discontinuence of the Dementia title; the infantry is infantile; humane treatment is for pets; intelligent design is redundant; we're staying at war until they get peaceful.
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Blare OnAir - Gregorian - Jan. 2, 2009
Talking Point 1 "What do we do?"; Talking Point 2 "calendar"; not enough gas for cash; waiting for the bailout; everything around us is collapsing; Dan Roberts on solar power does his Shortwave Report.
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Blare OnAir - Something Fast - December 30, 2008
Radio is a contraction of the words radiate audio; not a stutter but indecision choosing words; 5:06 PM; paying to exercise, paying again for wellness; it's like something fast.
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Blare OnAir - Esteem - December 17, 2008
Days get shorter by the day; winter solstice just coming; a good speaker knows when he's gone off course; multi-media is redundant; jobs are being lost; pair of psychologists and para-psychology, self-esteem = self-estimate; new Ego Centers will improve your self confidence; something did change on the same day the dentist said "nothing has changed"; jar lid fails spilling coffee crystals; repeat apologies for repeat behavior.
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Blare OnAir - NEWS - December 15, 2008
Restarted one more time; rearranged furniture; continued testing; morning vantage point news; north east west and south, all directions but up or down; truck makes u-turn; vehicles at intersection all at the same time; Monday morning 8:32 AM CST; got hypothermia; indoor news; stacked furniture experiment; finding coffee; off to one side of north america; unable to articulate what I mean; big ice winter storm rumor; tv anchors in hair pieces with makeup toward the front of the face; attempts to turn water to wine.
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Blare OnAir - Rest Room - December 13, 2008
Looking forward to launch of a second KDX online channel; reporter's job to drum up news; 8:16 AM; a sneeze is a true orgasm; you may not have noticed the change in microphones; into the rest room for tissue; actually outdoors planning regalia parade; doing the coffee; could KDX have contributed to the larger economic downturn? 35-degrees Farenheit; winter storm watch & wind advisory; taught to make egg salad; polled other shoppers about chili preferences; planning for double streaming; $140 is exactly what we don't have; radio personalities should not be seen, which is why I'm so handsome; titular lord of radio doesn't have a ribbon to cut for launch of 2nd station; vitamin D provides sunlight.
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Blare OnAir - Outsources - December 12, 2008
Out the slats.. cars going by.. full report; coffee and npr; lip service about moving to Santa Fe; about the hotel orchestras and our has been music from the Public Domain Room; Freedom From Religion Foundation broadcasts here without our blessing (atheist joke); The Concert from Boston's Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum on KDX; streaming only looks easy; our two stream rates and why; maybe we should have 3 radio stations, or maybe less; most KDX programming is from outsources; after surveying the entire portable recorder field we narrowed down to the compact recorder used to present our Breakfast Conversation with Trek Zabota; "Idle American" is its own prize; self taught web authoring turned into blogging which is being discontinued by way of weekly readings here on Blare OnAir,
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Blare OnAir - Before Hours - December 11, 2008
Pre-dawn start for big program day; Allan Weiner Worldwide scheduled soon from WBCQ "The Planet"; Ragnar Danesjold reports on "Pirate's Week"; completely unconnected by wireless mic; plugging in the lamp; cranking coffee water; the overnight birds in the bamboo are still asleep; no cars, no pedestrians, plenty of darkness outdoors; DSL line still prone to failure; experimented with two simultaneous streaming radio stations; we are not confined to the center of north america, in fact we could broadcast from the side of north america; show me shinola and a hole in the ground.
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Blare OnAir - Damfino Who - December 9, 2008
Key personell gathered; potato chip binge-ing up for discussion; out the window news report: bird sleepovers, moist ground, guy raked leaves for 8-hours on a windy day; coffee is served; on the startup team of the public station we built an audience which did not exist in the commercial radio ratings; must do time study to see if last wish fits remaining time; Damfino Who Orchestra.
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Blare OnAir - The Real Carl - December 6, 2008
Unconvincing artificial audio environments; vocabulary alert; the paradox of  the blower furnace; supernaturals have nothing to do with heat because they don't need it; never been to the other end of the internet to see if we're there; glimpse of Carl's real personality; reach from side to side as far as possible; Lionels were big because they were made that way; Z-Scale model railroads; unformed idea; he's not saying anything interesting so what did he write down?; Blare Blog was taken down by author;
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Blare OnAir - Hold the Sneeze - December 5, 2008
Hold the sneeze; echo & special effects;
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Blare OnAir - Hear Me Now - December 4, 2008
Early morning early December; mostly technical issues with DSL and new equipment; this program test drives like a recently repaired Mercedes; wireless mic being checked; early morning out the window news: car backs from driveway & runner passes by; our programs deal with world affairs therefore Carl need not; two days on the floor because of poisoned fish; need to get lower down for recovery; readings from the old blog; solstice and cure for holiday depression; meditation is when you get good and dumb.
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Blare OnAir - Horrible Distortion - December 1, 2008
Low battery makes mic pop; we do not intend to convert to DTV; HD Radio means horrible distortion; second blog reading; defining evolve.
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Blare OnAir - Palin Moment - November 30, 2008
Switching DSL modems; the web would be wide if the world were flat; searching for a place to start; acting dignified in public; when does the show start; we spin our own meaning; the reading of the blog.
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Blare OnAir - E Cargo - November 28, 2008
Black Friday; white emotion; pink noise; extended band; E Cargo;
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Blare OnAir - Happy Pasture - November 26, 2008
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Razor Wire - Acronyms - Nov. 25, 2008 - May be similar to show of 9-21-08 Razor Wire "It's All Digital"
Many things are one with a computer; no such thing as virtual microphone; a digitized photo of a beautiful woman is made from the same digits as spam; surround sound was designed for facing toward the screen; woman rummaging in purse, potasium in bananas and brain failure in the checkout line; are juices necassary? local vintners; people are not very screen-like to look at; romantic South America; meet Hopper; driveway to the sea and river ruts; "putting on air" as a rejected show name; DSL advice from India; broadcast is not sexist; ending without crescendo.
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Blare OnAir - Coffee Spill - November 23, 2008
Start up of the station, the day and Thanksgiving week; naming of The Carl Blare Prethumous Kitchenette; from the kitchen sink; the cheap AM radio picks up shortwave from a Florida swamp; we forgot having become an advertising agency; shopping at Save-So-Much; testing Audacity; the Blare Blog "Blare and Balanced;" carrion and carry-out; the death penalty validates murder; Part 15 legal unlicensed radio; sports and religion are the only things allowed; English speaking speakers; what is pirate radio; only a flat world could be a wide world.
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Blare OnAir - Computers Down - Nov. 12, 2008
From a corner of the room all about KDX and how eager salesmanship gave a start; display model radio station; discussion of the quality of internet service provision... the computers are down; announcing our two streams - 16kbps & 24kbps; wireful to wireless microphone; the greatest nation in the world is procrastanation; off subject to talk about the Save So Much store; the political ramifications of saying that a woman is impressive looking; everyone is impressive to someone, but maybe just not this year; the sad looking woman looking at the wine shelf may not have been sad; underscore and emphasize; the bailout truck may be coming; bananas and radio; all the homeless people on the left.. but not the political left, just as a way of sorting them apart from homed people while putting empty houses on the right;the copyright warnings on the DVDs can be rude; cease or desist.
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Blare OnAir - Overhead Tonnage - November 8, 2008
Technical jabber; a computer with no screen up for discussion; St. Louis Missouri once had its own city personality; railroading is the most important industrial invention in the world; now all the junk is flown in the air over everybody; trying not to lose interest while speaking; all the stuff from in there is in here and never got taken to the back; being in Forest Park means something; in this world of dog eaters plugs shouldn't be free; maturing by losing touch; going round the block to get where you were; sidetrack the banana on the printer; micro radio website; meditation is the same as stopping to think;should KDX apply for bailout?
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Blare OnAir - From Radioland - Nov. 5, 2008
Day after election of The Radio Announcer of the United States; what about crimes of the previous; defining marriage as a dictionary matter; Senator Novacain holds a grudge; one-handed banana management; no more tv; bank inactivity fee.
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Blare OnAir - Canned Chili - November 2, 2008
Part 15 low power radio is legal;
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Blare OnAir - Tex Offender - October 17, 2008
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Blare OnAir - Tire Soup - October 11, 2008
Adding help would mean opening a school; technoplilic luddite; take the elevator to two and turn right for the botanical garden; executive in charge of grass cutting; open prairie or uncut grass; mouse almost seen; birds eat twice their own weight in insects everyday; cream of tire soup; society of reverts; regressor men in halloween costumes holding woman to the ground with a boot while pulling her leg.
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Blare OnAir - Gentry Conspiracy - Sep. 27, 2008
Undocumented non-alien explains how things should be; conductors who came before each other; symphony society male ladies; the gentry class plan to pour white plastic and be done with nature; European sounding conductors are real; talent and technical staff only allowed in the tiled part of the building; reaching a point or not;
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Blare - Untitled - September 22, 2008
Replacing Dumpster and DSL; introducing Hopper; autumnal equinox; dementia defined in 1977; societal imprisonment is a security measure; trying to title this show; 1% of attorneys have a clear perception; all titles up for suggestion; the alcoholics anonymous meeting on Martini Street; smart idea to broadcast an anonymous alcoholics anonymous meeting; some door-to-door guy makes a pitch; Article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights; litany of all titles, Carl Blare chair man..
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Razor Wire - It's All Digital - Sept. 21, 2008 duplicate of Nov. 25, 2008 "Acronyms"
Everything is digits; What's back there?; trying a new computor with banana and talking points list; "whenever" is the ultimate "sum up"; why FIREWIRE isn't the name; the woman who rummaged in her purse at Save-So-Much; local vintners and wine types; the same slim microphone that Johnny Carson used; meet Hopper; angle of the driveway to the ocean; you sound like you are on the same block but you're in India; DSL problems still.
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Blare OnAir - Esteem - December 15, 2007
Scarbbling over the winter solstice; the new year doesn't start on the solstice; unfair things because people go insane because of lacking light;
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Egg Patty - Dec. 6, 2007
Limbering the voice; green bananas; Julie Annie and Egg Patty; chicken thighs at Save-So-Much; tree service stucco advice; city dictators check cans and grass; renaming Teddy Bear.
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - To Be Heaven  - November 18, 2007
College edition; Dr. Sigmund Sickie due for visit; heaven is not a proper name, it's a verb; chronology only exists in the awake state; words are industrial tools;Mayor of Heaven the Nation State; mental health certificate as an e-mail attachment; complaint against Carl Blare was a mistake.
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Blare OnAir - Purpose - October 22, 2007
Carl takes a rest amidst all his titles; skipping school is a hard job; sports hosts answer deep question about purpose; universe provides framework; bring own chair; resigning is not signing again; Zenith Transoceanic with small tubes and the age of world shortwave; Christianity needs funding; digital sound depends on eptness; printer trouble when important; the C.Crane story and the Aphex Aural Exciter story; the true story of beginning KDX; e-mail strangeness; women and ugliness.
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Pod Training - October 7, 2007
How to podcast; station in Highland, Texas on 1160 "The Selling Diva";
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - UHF - October 6, 2007
Last few words about TV Channel 14
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Channel 14 - October 4, 2007
More Channel 14 stories
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - TV Genie - 071003/070621
TV Genie The Case for Part 15 TV; Channel 14 stories
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Cruel & Unusual - 071002/070621
Large discussion on capital punishment; banana smell; program schedule;
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia -Upgrades - October 1, 2007
Updating Wrench; voice and acoustic instruments are monaural; yard waste update; multi-tackling time; philosophies of radio programming; it's best to have a system or not: both.
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Swindler's List - July 10, 2007
1st attempt did not record; 2nd Duino Elegy; Car Dealer Theatre
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - - July 5, 2007
Review of pirate's pact with Great Britain which nullifies the independence; we author website for Showme Radio, our own website remains under-construction; coined the term 'worldplace'; Power Point still underway; standards for noting the date; car search ongoing; commonly mispronounced words.
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Flooring - July 3/4, 2007
Enunciating a narration; fix one problem another one pops up; Schopenhauer explains us; east pole remains unfound; rare Spike Jones recording; resignation from the master piracy; new piracy startup; British Re-union; enslaved to pirates; Declaration of Independence was unanswered mail; pursuit of happiness guaranteed by the commercial marketplace.
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Power Poke - July 1, 2007
Time shifting; hiccups sounding jerky; Power Point saga; the PC on the curb; car image vanity
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Debunk - June 28, 2007
Yesterday's storm and the dangers of lightning; recalling the recent beginning of KDX; intelligent design is redundant; biblical hearsay; Darwin's run-on sentences; duck-billed platipus.
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Day of Silence - June 26/27, 2007
1-minute intro to Day of Silence re: web royalty issues.Power Point in house; KDX website is under construction; yellow 3-wheel motorcycle
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Non Profit - June 25, 2007
Elaborate discussion about the types of commercial, non-commercial, for profit and non-profit modes of operation; the "A" as in "Latin" in today's music; the amusing side of letting wind.
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Declination - June 23, 2007
Calculating the middle west; website mixup with Show Me Radio; thunder welling overhead;
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Summer Solstice 2007 - June 21, 2007
Solstice defined; traditional celebration with late wife; Ron Godwin's THE SUN; reading of "Witnessing the Inexpressable."
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Streaming For Seniors 2 - June 19, 2007 - A & B
Imaginary requests; extra echo on weather message; internet streaming as a hobby; playing music is promotional; SMTR Smarter Radio-Show Me Talk Radio
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Streaming for Seniors 1 - June 17, 2007
Official sounding voice opens the fathers day show; air conditioner upgrade; streaming for seniors; gerontology and grievance counseling are hopeless; everyone loves floral beauty except hardened sports fans; combine internet streaming and model railroading; part 15 AM radio; finding a frequency; dicker with streaming radio; fathers are intentional radiating devices; Catholic medical limits vascectomys.
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Adventures in the 3rd Dementia - Double Think - June 5, 2007
Self analysis; employment law; the Gateway Arch is not what it appears; cell phone transmitters and satellites are like a microwave oven.
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Carl Blare 1st Program - Carl Blares - April 9, 2007
Discussion of the startup of KDX internet streaming radio; begun as a would-be cable FM station in the 1980s.
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Radio Stations Scheduling Blare OnAir
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